That’s right, you heard me correctly.
I’m sporting the Old Man Swag these days and you’re going to wish you were to once we’re done here!
First of all lets start at the origin of my revelation.
A few months back when we here in the south were battling that awful weather that just wouldn’t go away, I was watching an old rerun of Gilligan’s Island, and I just could not help but notice how Mr. Howell was killin’ it in the style department. So I said to myself “you know what? You can do that, you can rock the Mr. Howell look.” ‘
So that very next week, the glorious southern bell, that is the sun, came out of her hiding behind the clouds and showed her lovely face, returning the climate to a wonderfully warm and humid Sunny and 75.
So off I went to the thrift store to see what sort Howell attire I could acquire. When I arrived I was overwhelmed with my options.
There were beautiful Hawaiian printed shirts everywhere, chinos for days, and cardigans on cardigans, on cardigans. It was Old Man Swag Mecca! The only thing they didn’t have was the captain’s hat that I was looking for.( <— I was disappointed for real)
I bought 5 Hawaiian shirts, some chinos, and 2 other shirts all for about $15.
So not only does the Old Man Swag look incredible but its MORE than cost efficient!
So one you put one of these outfits on, its almost like your mentality changes. Most days I wear a pair of chubbies shorts, some moccasins and one of my old man shirts and I’m telling you it automatically brings my blood pressure down.
It’s like the clothing form of Xanax.
So I guess that’s perk number tres.
The next reason Old Man Swag is ,and should remain, in style is because it is down right comfortable. I am telling you that when old guys wear the things they wear its because its comfortable and it just doesn’t make any sense to them anymore to wear or do anything that makes them uncomfortable and I’m so glad I am learning that lesson early on.
So on this quest to achieve elderly coolness I discovered a number of people that truly rock the old man style and are simply misunderstood for it and these are the four best examples I could find:
First we have Charlie Sheen. You can always catch the Scheenster in a classic short-sleeved, button-up bowling shirt and a pair of moccasins or loafers with high white crew socks. It probably doesn’t get more old man than that and we all found out, in 2012, just how comfortable Mr. Sheen is with his lifestyle and just how much he cares what other people think. Wouldn’t it be great to have that kind of confidence. (<– dripping with sarcasm)
Next up is good ole’ Snoop Dogg. As you can see that Snoop likes to sport what is widely known to my generation as “The Cosby Sweater”. These sweaters are normally worn by elderly men who bought these sweaters when they were first in style in circa 1993. Like I said before, these clothes are like cloth Xanax, so that’s probably why always seems so relaxed.
Last but most definitely not least is the one and only George Freakin’ Clooney. Put quite simply, he’s the man. He can rock the absolute shit out of a Hawaiian style shirt and 90s weave belt like there’s no tomorrow. If Clooney does it, you should probably be asking yourself why you don’t.
Well if I haven’t convinced you by now, I’m probably not going to, but I know that I probably have. It has been awesome to see this style spread throughout where I live and it honestly does make the atmosphere a lot more pleasant. So do yourself a favor and head out get yourself some old man swag and just let all your cares go!
So until next time ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the weather and War Eagle!